there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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