she kept yelling 'call me bella'
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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