PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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