I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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