Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Blood and glitter go together right?
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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