used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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