Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
So much rum. So many feels.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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