i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
one might say we're banned from that church
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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