You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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