I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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