New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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