Got a toothbrush?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
