is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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