Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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