Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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