Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
