oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
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Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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