Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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