Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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