I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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