I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I seem to have left my pride at pride
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
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Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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