i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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