that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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