Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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