what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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