Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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