Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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