It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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