I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I'm, like, this ðŸ¤ðŸ¼ close to buying crocs
And you're also ðŸ¤ðŸ¼ to never putting your dick inside me again
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