This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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