nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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