i'm lost and i look like a hooker
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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