I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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