redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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