hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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