Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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