you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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