I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So apparently I’m into choking now
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