Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Blood and glitter go together right?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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