I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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