My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I will be naked everywhere
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
and you fell through a lawn chair
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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