so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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