Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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