Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
No stitches, just platelets and will power
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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