I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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