My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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