This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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