I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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