Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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