Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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