can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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