New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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