i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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