But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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