it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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