I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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