I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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