on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You are a genius and a whore.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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